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Just Patrick Things

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lyrics

I kill babies if that wasn't clear enough
I say maybe when if they're passing me that mrs puff
I've got a lady who can't handle when I'm doing stuff
I might just take bees, working in my Patrick truck

Now she got rabies as I'm watching her get super stung
Now I got police sifting through my Patrick junk
I went to Sandy's, I gave her a sample touch
If you want the full piece, first I gotta fall in love

Do the Patrick dance
Green and purple flower pants
I'll kill Squidward, I've got plans
I'm teaming up with Mr Krabs
Do the Patrick dance
Green and purple flower pants
I've got stains of shit and piss
Don't wipe my ass, don't plan on it

I don't fuck with Spongebob
Spongebob is a faggot
I just like getting all of that free Krusty Krab shit
Savage, turn into a caveman when I'm lacking
Now Sandy's looking good at Goofy Goobers
Yeah, I'm packing rocks and shit inside all of my suitcases
I've got awesome tits and long legs when I feel like it
Krab wants my dick, I can see it his eyes
But like Squidward that claw machine's a gold digger in disguise

Do the Patrick dance
Green and purple flower pants
I'll kill Squidward, I've got plans
I'm teaming up with Mr Krabs
Do the Patrick dance
Green and purple flower pants
I've got stains of shit and piss
Don't wipe my ass, don't plan on it

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from Friend Hell Awesome Raps, released September 22, 2022

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