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The Slimes
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We are the slimes
We are the slimes
We like to slime
We're gonna slime
Take us on
Take on our pond
Go ahead
Take a step on the big red X
Have an apple on your head
Don't step to the left, hear us out, and we can all be friends
Hail the Slime King, leader of the slimes
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I change the game when I step to the mic
Because nobody else raps while sharpening knives
I'm the blacksmith
Eat my lava shit, I am rapping
She ran away when I asked "where's the store"
Cause while I ask for directions I'm sharpening swords
I'm the blacksmith
And my mastercraft
Got them passive
Solomon cut them in half shit
No cone for my dog, that shits plastic
300 pound armor on average
When my dog shits on the street I don't grab it
I am the cause of an accident
My baby crying in his metal basket
I'll calm him down when I show him my hat trick
I'm a magician and also a blacksmith
Casting a spell, and I kill him with acid
Problem solved, Single Parenting Magic
Best selling book, I'm also a pensmith
Forge pencil lead, refill pens of grade 10 kids
For blind kids, I forge brail on top of the set list
I'm making some weaponry for homeless men to fight
Gladiator weaponry they're staying up tonight
When I put acid in the shit they drink
And pull up to medieval times
Drop them in the middle of the ring
Until one's alive
I change the game when I step to the mic
Because nobody else raps while sharpening knives
I'm the blacksmith
Eat my lava shit, I am rapping
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They can a do triple decker double sided summersault backflip
She got that pussy that turn your dick into a casket
Having gay sex and it looks like slapstick
Can I eat this apple, is it plastic?
I drop all my coins in the sewer
Some of them may be worth finding
But watch out for one them, it is the cursed one, and because the curse wants
To strike you with lightning
Eat a little bit of shit on a spoon
Catapault the rest, cause I don't waste food
My shit knocks down sand castles
Low-fiber diet, only listen to this track on vinyl
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long you could suck it
Adam Sandler Jack and Jill with the bucket
That shit's rightful owner is Plankton
They can a do triple decker double sided summersault backflip
She got that pussy that turn your dick into a casket
Having gay sex and it looks like slapstick
Can I eat this apple, is it plastic?
I drop all my coins in the sewer
Some of them may be worth finding
But watch out for one them, it is the cursed one, and because the curse wants
To strike you with lightning
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Just Patrick Things
01:23
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I kill babies if that wasn't clear enough
I say maybe when if they're passing me that mrs puff
I've got a lady who can't handle when I'm doing stuff
I might just take bees, working in my Patrick truck
Now she got rabies as I'm watching her get super stung
Now I got police sifting through my Patrick junk
I went to Sandy's, I gave her a sample touch
If you want the full piece, first I gotta fall in love
Do the Patrick dance
Green and purple flower pants
I'll kill Squidward, I've got plans
I'm teaming up with Mr Krabs
Do the Patrick dance
Green and purple flower pants
I've got stains of shit and piss
Don't wipe my ass, don't plan on it
I don't fuck with Spongebob
Spongebob is a faggot
I just like getting all of that free Krusty Krab shit
Savage, turn into a caveman when I'm lacking
Now Sandy's looking good at Goofy Goobers
Yeah, I'm packing rocks and shit inside all of my suitcases
I've got awesome tits and long legs when I feel like it
Krab wants my dick, I can see it his eyes
But like Squidward that claw machine's a gold digger in disguise
Do the Patrick dance
Green and purple flower pants
I'll kill Squidward, I've got plans
I'm teaming up with Mr Krabs
Do the Patrick dance
Green and purple flower pants
I've got stains of shit and piss
Don't wipe my ass, don't plan on it
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unprofessional pop punk folk rock nonsense
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