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Friend Hell Awesome Raps

by Friend Hell

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The Slimes 00:31
We are the slimes We are the slimes We like to slime We're gonna slime Take us on Take on our pond Go ahead Take a step on the big red X Have an apple on your head Don't step to the left, hear us out, and we can all be friends Hail the Slime King, leader of the slimes
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I change the game when I step to the mic Because nobody else raps while sharpening knives I'm the blacksmith Eat my lava shit, I am rapping She ran away when I asked "where's the store" Cause while I ask for directions I'm sharpening swords I'm the blacksmith And my mastercraft Got them passive Solomon cut them in half shit No cone for my dog, that shits plastic 300 pound armor on average When my dog shits on the street I don't grab it I am the cause of an accident My baby crying in his metal basket I'll calm him down when I show him my hat trick I'm a magician and also a blacksmith Casting a spell, and I kill him with acid Problem solved, Single Parenting Magic Best selling book, I'm also a pensmith Forge pencil lead, refill pens of grade 10 kids For blind kids, I forge brail on top of the set list I'm making some weaponry for homeless men to fight Gladiator weaponry they're staying up tonight When I put acid in the shit they drink And pull up to medieval times Drop them in the middle of the ring Until one's alive I change the game when I step to the mic Because nobody else raps while sharpening knives I'm the blacksmith Eat my lava shit, I am rapping
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They can a do triple decker double sided summersault backflip She got that pussy that turn your dick into a casket Having gay sex and it looks like slapstick Can I eat this apple, is it plastic? I drop all my coins in the sewer Some of them may be worth finding But watch out for one them, it is the cursed one, and because the curse wants To strike you with lightning Eat a little bit of shit on a spoon Catapault the rest, cause I don't waste food My shit knocks down sand castles Low-fiber diet, only listen to this track on vinyl There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long you could suck it Adam Sandler Jack and Jill with the bucket That shit's rightful owner is Plankton They can a do triple decker double sided summersault backflip She got that pussy that turn your dick into a casket Having gay sex and it looks like slapstick Can I eat this apple, is it plastic? I drop all my coins in the sewer Some of them may be worth finding But watch out for one them, it is the cursed one, and because the curse wants To strike you with lightning
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I kill babies if that wasn't clear enough I say maybe when if they're passing me that mrs puff I've got a lady who can't handle when I'm doing stuff I might just take bees, working in my Patrick truck Now she got rabies as I'm watching her get super stung Now I got police sifting through my Patrick junk I went to Sandy's, I gave her a sample touch If you want the full piece, first I gotta fall in love Do the Patrick dance Green and purple flower pants I'll kill Squidward, I've got plans I'm teaming up with Mr Krabs Do the Patrick dance Green and purple flower pants I've got stains of shit and piss Don't wipe my ass, don't plan on it I don't fuck with Spongebob Spongebob is a faggot I just like getting all of that free Krusty Krab shit Savage, turn into a caveman when I'm lacking Now Sandy's looking good at Goofy Goobers Yeah, I'm packing rocks and shit inside all of my suitcases I've got awesome tits and long legs when I feel like it Krab wants my dick, I can see it his eyes But like Squidward that claw machine's a gold digger in disguise Do the Patrick dance Green and purple flower pants I'll kill Squidward, I've got plans I'm teaming up with Mr Krabs Do the Patrick dance Green and purple flower pants I've got stains of shit and piss Don't wipe my ass, don't plan on it
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released September 22, 2022

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